YOU ALL ARE
America in one gif
omg the eagle exploding it
How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert
happy 4/13 have my voice
very fucking punny you shits
with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.
i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant
"hahahaha women do laundry right john? you with me, john?"
"don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”
This is what I’m talking about when I keep saying that men have to deny the endorsement. This guy wanted Barrowman’s tacit support or agreement for his sexism, as part of bonding through humour. John went nope.
I hope I live long enough to attain even a tenth of Barrowman’s “you fucking martian” face.
GO READ THE ARTICLE. Pretty short, and very important stuff there.
a ravenclaw inventing a spell like “ive enchanted this quill so that one dip in an inkwell and it will be able to draw from that inkwell until its out! no redipping!” and their muggle born friend just
"a…pen.you literally just used magic to make a pen"
And then the muggleborn gives them a normal pen and they’re just like “how does it workOH MY MERLIN IT CLICKS” and they just spend the whole class clicking their pen
turn up jutsu
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i just found out that siri will read emojis
in related news, this is the best day of my life
turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place