real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.
I stopped reading at “real women”
you should have kept reading
nothing says hope quite like flowers growing through the cracks in concrete
i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color
is this blog stupid? yes. but which one of us is following it?
We found an abandoned tourist area where a colony of stray cats and chickens were living together in peace…
acting cool around ur crush
i love typing because my fingers make that cool sound and i seem professional
you’re under arrest for being so darn cute! haha! just joking we know you killed that man
hourly comic day was saturday!! this is my first one since 2011 i think.
the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality