Today's gonna be pretty great.
aokijikuzans:

YOU ALL ARE

aokijikuzans:

YOU ALL ARE

autumn-will-come:

splashmouth13:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

platypusinplaid:

America in one gif

omg the eagle exploding it

How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

pistachios

autumn-will-come:

splashmouth13:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

platypusinplaid:

America in one gif

omg the eagle exploding it

How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

pistachios

 - 4/13
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tangarang:

happy 4/13 have my voice

lokeleo:

andthenewt:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor

sonicspocketwrench:

someauthorgirl:

vixyish:

solarbird:

xgenepositive:

mmmahogany:

#john barrowman is having none of your misogynist bullshit

i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant
"hahahaha women do laundry right john?  you with me, john?"
"don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”

This is what I’m talking about when I keep saying that men have to deny the endorsement. This guy wanted Barrowman’s tacit support or agreement for his sexism, as part of bonding through humour. John went nope.

Bolding mine.

I hope I live long enough to attain even a tenth of Barrowman’s “you fucking martian” face.

GO READ THE ARTICLE. Pretty short, and very important stuff there.

detectivesangelstardisandwands:

sheep-boy:

a ravenclaw inventing a spell like “ive enchanted this quill so that one dip in an inkwell and it will be able to draw from that inkwell until its out! no redipping!” and their muggle born friend just

"a…pen.you literally just used magic to make a pen" 

And then the muggleborn gives them a normal pen and they’re just like “how does it workOH MY MERLIN IT CLICKS” and they just spend the whole class clicking their pen

cheredyles:

Look at this!!! LOOK AT THIS! Spread this shit like wildfire! Safe Trek!

bewbin:

turn up jutsu

bewbin:

turn up jutsu

yea that show ruined my life. anyway you should watch it. it’s terrible. here are some places to watch it. it ruined me. it’s great. watch it
me always (via chrysothe)
missharasser:

無題
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its-tuesday-again:

i just found out that siri will read emojis

in related news, this is the best day of my life

cliobablio:

Magical fighting girls (& cats) this Saturday night at Qpopshop.

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place