Today's gonna be pretty great.

alchemists:

moment of silence for all my wasted potential

The client is always right

clientsfromhell:

Client: I’m not too sure about the blue…

Me: Actually, that’s green.

Client: Who’s the client?

Me: You.

Client: And what color is it?

Me: …blue?

Client: Right. Now let me see what other shades of blue we have.

We settled on pine-tree ”blue.”

happy easter suckers!

tumbledore-:

puppetmasternaegi:

2xpistolsandawink:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

aktwerkthatbooty:

Jesus Christ.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

I just hurt myself laughing

Jesus, you JESUS.

OH MY GOD

Happy Good Friday

vinebox:

I wish i knew what she was saying..

miraculoustang:

i wANNA SEE BLOOD POWERS SO BAD U HAVE NO IDEA

miraculoustang:

i wANNA SEE BLOOD POWERS SO BAD U HAVE NO IDEA

trapbelly:

his hair says NINJA

trapbelly:

his hair says NINJA

i-am-anarchy:

linkondrugs:

father why

everyoen on this fukcing drugs is on website 

susemoji:

The ‘Game of Thrones’ cast and fan encounters

I would do everything to play a TREE on this fucking show

nsfwhumor:

[hillarymac]