Today's gonna be pretty great.
fuckyeahfelines:

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fuckyeahfelines:

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sherlockismyholmesboy:

well one of us is going to have to go home and change

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

catsfirstfeat:

gucci209times:

grow weed

scribbledit:

I hate it when I get inspired to art

and then I art

and the art says no

knoodler:

when the manga gets an anime and the anime gets a reboot and you get to watch your favorite character die three different times

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nisuyaka:

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

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back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"